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The Apitong Paddle 

 

 

        The behind of a grown person can be rendered 100% as spankable as that of any child of any age.  To achieve that effect you have to bust the butt, and we have special equipment for that.  It is simple but effective. 

 

         The equipment is twofold: the Apitong paddle, and the light paddle. 

 

         (This paddle is especially good for the dungarees-and-yoga-mat technique explained in the “Going Over the Knees” section.  For the meditation seat, the original self-applied or the hole paddle are far superior.) 

 

        The high-gloss finish of the traditional fraternity paddle is not the best.  Oil-soaked finish (simply successive rubbings with boiled linseed oil) gives a more authoritative paddle, but best of all turns out to be simply raw, unfinished hardwood.  It spanks better, and therefor produces better, more obedient behavior.  To be valued are hardwoods that are more tightly grained, and denser, therefor heavier.  So far, the best has been Apitong wood, from the Philippines, although there are several species of Apitong, and I’ve only seen one. 

 

         The Apitong I have is from the sideboards of a 2004 Chevrolet box truck.  Since the boards are only 5¼”, I couldn’t make one that would get both sides at once properly, so I had to fashion a handle.  I did, from a 2x2 (2x2’s are now 1and 3/8” square) and it has become the most powerful paddle I ever had.  Here are three pictures showing the construction: 

 

                                 

                                                  

 

Caution: This paddle, if used with anything like a one/week frequency, will basically meat-tenderize your behind.  In that condition you will need a much lighter paddle for ordinary spanking.  You can easily make one by cutting an 8-inch by 5¼ piece of half-inch (actually 0.455) plywood (3/8 is too light), mounting an 11½-inch by 1-and-7/16 by 3/4-inch stick of wood on it (these are probably sold as 1 X 2’s), and affixing with six 1-inch wedge-head woodscrews.  Drill 5/64-inch, and countersink by touching the drill-holes with a 9/32 - inch bit.  Use white glue.  The screws will clamp it.  See illustrations below.  

 

       

 

 

         You will know when the butt is busted -- to smack it even once more with the apitong would be an act of sadomasochism.   At this point, you use the light paddle to spank with.  You might have to adjust the thickness of the light paddle's blade.  Once the butt is busted, it remains in that condition for many weeks, but, miraculously, you are only aware of it when you are getting one. 

 

         Then, typically, if, say, you're getting a maintenence spanking, it will probably take two or three with the apitong to get it back into the butt-busted condition.  Then you finish spanking it with the light paddle.  If you've done it properly, there will be a deep, roseate glow throughout the entire musculature, along with a significant pain that also suffuses the muscles. 

 

         Pretty soon you behave.  Yes sir. 

 

 

 

 

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